Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
farters have to be the big spoon...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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