So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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