Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
They have beer where we have blood.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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