Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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