Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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