so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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