whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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