Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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