Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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