It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Randomize
