Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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