my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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