Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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