Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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