So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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