So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
the condom got lost in my hair
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I love you. Go after that dick
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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