i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
God, I missed his penis.
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