Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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