i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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