do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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