Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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