Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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