I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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