I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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