thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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