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(586): View more from Michigan

This girl is very crazy

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She's one of those compassionate ppl

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So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her

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(803): View more from South Carolina

you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?

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(778): View more from British Columbia

the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I hope none of us try to run for public office one day

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(512): View more from Texas

If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.

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