so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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