girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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