They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
