I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
