so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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