He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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