if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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