Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it because I queefed?
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
is that a dick in a sweater?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
