It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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