I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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