I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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