I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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