O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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