Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Randomize
