Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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