the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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