covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
The power of my boobs compel you
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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