So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
please don't ironically join a cult
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