Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Alive.
So much puke
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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