Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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