just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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