he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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