imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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