You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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