you guys were way drunker than both of me
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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