We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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