i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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