This is not my ceiling
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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