on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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