You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
My balls are so social today.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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