I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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